>>cue rock music and women in very tight and very frayed jean boyshorts and large fake tits in bras cut out in the star spangled banner.

This something I though of a while ago when all that business in "Eye-Rak" was going on and words like "fallujah tikrit mossul" were considered hot stuff by news anchors.

Women have a much higher chance of becoming pornstars. Meaning their names have a higher probability of being noted and remembered.

Magical spirits and genies seem to have a net preference to use liquid containers as residence. e.g. Oil Lamps, Tea Pots, Sake Gourds. This could be very important.

Mr. David Guetta makes women sing with men's voice. I do not accept the concept. That is just stupid. You are just stupid Mr. David Guetta.

I just forgot to put sugar in my tea/coffee/strange and exotic brew I have the (unhealthy by some opinions) habit of drinking.

Did someone just say "Aye, Avast!"?

Because I thought I heard someone say "Aye, Avast!"